SMS CLUB

har wish ho puri sex se na ho duri

lund apka khada rahe,chut mai pada rahe

ladki apka loda chuse,boobs apke muh mai thoose

karte raho chudai,ye hai new year ki latest badhai

Zindagi kya hai armaan bhosdi ka

aurat ke piche pada insaan bhosdi ka

plastic ka lund aur elastic ki chut

kya-kya bana raha japan bhosdi ka

time kharab karke apna message bhej raha hoon

phad raha phokat mai insaan bhosdi ka

padh ke bhi dekho isko koi saram nahi hai

khud pe hi sayad hans raha saitan bhosdi ka

ek lrka ek Ladki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

2 cockroch ga rahe the

MUNNI BADNAAM HUE DARLING TERE LIYE

Gana khatm hote hi dono cockroach mar gaye.

Batao Q?

Qki gana HIT tha.

Santa: yar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?

Banta: likh ki "is sheet par likhe gaye ans.

Kalpnik hai, Jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai"..

Santa:-aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai..
Kya khilate ho ise?

Banta:-wo sher hi hai sala pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad-k
kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

A Girl Short clothes mai:

Mai bahut young lagti hu na?

Boy-Ye bhi uttar do to aisa

lagega jaise abhi paida hui ho.

Santa dabangg dekh kar school aaya,
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. Galat hai, marks de to kahan?
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Santa: kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe
hai, chup chap de do warna thappad mar k bhi le sakte hai.
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Sir:badtamiz, kya bak rha hai?
Santa: badtamiz se yaad aaya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
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Sir: nikal ja class se!
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Santa: chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans. paper me
itne chhed karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de
aur zero kahan de!!.

Girl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtayga,

bahr college k tu smose ki thele lgyega

boy:tu mt thukra mere pyar ko,

1din pchtyegi usi thele pe bartan manjti tu nzr aygi

Suhag raat me santa confuse ho gaye ki nayi biwi se kya
bole?

Akhir me bole: aap ke gharwalo ko malum he aap yaha
mere saath sone wali ho.?

Santa sasural gaya,

uski sasu ne use 7 din tak subah-sham palak ka saag khilya

8ve din pucha kya khaoge?

Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char aunga.

Pappu cycle pe jate hue 1 ladki se takra gaya,,

Ladki- Ghanti nhi maar skte the kya?

Pappu- Puri cycle maar di, ab ghanti kya alag se maru..

Girlfriend demanded for ice cream..
Rana purchased it..

Girlfriend:------------- thank u..

Rana:-------- only thank u..

Girlfriend:------- u wanna kiss na??

Rana:--------- chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de ...

Girl: iis suit ki kiya price hai ?

Dukandaar: 1500 Rs

Girl: uff

Aur wo pink waly ki price kya hai ?

Dukandar: ji, 2 bar uff uff!!!

DADA-Beta Ja Pani Le Aa.

POTA-Mai Nai Launga.

Dusra POTA-Rehne Do Dada Ji
Ye To Hai Hi Battamiz
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Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le Aao

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant
Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nahi Bani
he

Dada-Oye Roti Ko Mar Goli Yaar

Samne wali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni
hai..!

Remember, If U Need A Fuck ,

U Can Always Rely On Me

Bcoz

Fuck Stands for - "FRIENDS U CAN KEEP ".

So Fuck Me 4ever and Let's Promise

Tht We FUCK Tilll Eternity.

Aik Aurat apni Bahu se:

Mera Pota Merey Bete jesa Kyun nahi hai?

Bahu ne Bhuat hi pyaar se Jawab diya:

Amma, Meri Choot Hai Koi Photocopy ki Machine nahi, :D

Marney ky baad bhe Usney Dil Jalana na Chorha "Sahil"

Rauz akk Phool Phaink Jata hay sath Wali Qabar par

Jis ko bhe Dekha uss ko Mukhlis paaya,

Boht Fareeb dia hy Meri Nigahoon ny mugy :(

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

My Wishes in 2011

God gives You…

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all! ”

,¤” Λ”$;,
‘¤;,,_
“‘¤,
‘$;,,_,,;¤’ UBA BAKHAIR ~*~*~¤~¤ THE LAST MORNG OF ~*~ 2010 ~*~ ¤ * Have a Nice Day* **~¤¤~**~¤¤~
**

As the Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,You are One of them,THANK YOU For ur Contribution To My Life,May God continue To give U and me abundant Blessing & Happiness In The coming Year 2011.
AMEEN

No special eye

2 c u…..

No special word 2say u……

NO special heart 2beat 4 u….

But a special gift is alwaz 4 u…

and that is.!

My Prayer…..,

Salam :-)
Finally,

It iz

Da First

Day

Ov 2011… :-)
Gud day ! :-)
Rise n shine :-)
Allah bless u with da finest days in 2011!
May u alwys b blessed. Ameen

Oye kanjar belion!

2009 te loray lag gaya ay,

Jy mere kolon koi ghalti hoi howay te mera Lun put lo.
Mayra lun mangda jay mafi

Umeed ay k 2011 ganday sms di navi bahar le k away ga.
Jay tusi sms na kitay ty bund paarr dian ga

Anni dio nava saal mobarak….

Happy new year mubark ho.allah ap ko ais new year me tamam preshaniun se mehfoz rkhy aur ap ko ais saal hr khushi dekhna naseeb kary aameen.muje lazmi apni duaon me yad rkhna.

Koi DUKH na ho
Koi GHAM na ho
Koi ANKH kbhi purnam na ho
Koi DIL kisi ka tore na
Koi SATH kisi ka chore na
Bus PYAR ka Darya behta ho
KASH k 2011 aisa ho.

Wo ajnabi tha to rooz milta tha.

Jub se usay apna hony ka yaqeen hua he sagir;

Us ne milna he chor dea.

Dil dard se Roey to aawaz Nai ati,
Aakash pe Shayad meri Faryad nai Jati,
Hum to Yaad karte Rehte hain aksar tumhein
Phir tumein kyun Hamari yaad nahi aati.

Thought for the day :~ “SAVE WATER…HAVE BATH WITH NEIGHBOR’S DAUGHTER”

When a man says I Love You, he means,
I-am….L-ooking….O-ver the …..V-iginal……. E-ntry….Y-ou must
take……O-ff your…. U-nderwear!!!

A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
hole has become big and it hurt a lot….Doc:” How did this hole
become so big? ” Girl: Doc, I was raped by an elephnat” Doc:” But the penis of
an elepohnat is small” Girl ” The elephant Fingered me first”!!!

A girl tells her boyfriend in a theater.

“Darling the man sitting next to me is masturbating.”

“Ignore him” replies the boyfriend.

She replies ” But darling but he is using my hand”

Q.1:
Quran pak ki wo kon c sura hai jis mein sirf aik zer ata hai.

ANS:
SURA E IKHLAS

Q.2:
Un 2 jandaron k nam bataen jinhen baghair halal kiye khaya ja skta hai.

ANS:
FISH & TIDDI

Q.3:
Qayamat k din sb se pehly kinhein kapre pahnaye jaeynge?

ANS:
HAZRAT IBRAHEEM alaihis salam ko.

Q.4:
Sura yasin ko quran ka dil kaha jata hai sura REHMAN ko kia kaha jata hai?

ANS:
QURAN KI ZEENAT.

1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S)

Jannat Se Nikalny Pr.

2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S)

Apne Betay Hazrat
Yousuf (A.S)
Ki Judai Mein.

3=Hazrat Yahyah (A.S)
Khauf E KHUDA Mein.

4=Hazart Mohammad (S.A.W.W)
Apni Um'mat Ki Fikar Mein.

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd

wife se saman laite hoye bola:

Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?

Wife: Bilkul thik,

isme mere new sandal hai.

Patni - Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke
bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha
ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....

Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To
Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Pathan :
Ager SUb Trains Waqt Per Hon To
Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

TEACHER Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti

STUDENT FIRE BRIGADE

Teacher kyon

Student AURTON ka kaam AAG lgana hay bhujana nahi..

BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye

Alag Ghar To Nahi Mangogi?

GIRL:Nahi me aisi Ladki nahi hu.

Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena!

RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE

STAR PLUS:

Jyotish:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy:
"Oh yess... What a life!"

Jyotish:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,

teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai

bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai,

kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!

1st Pathan: Mere bache honge

To 1 ko Karachi

Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....

2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?

1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they

Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam
karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!

Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..

Hostel student 2 his frnd:

"yaar dhoka ho gya".

Friend-"kya ho gya?".

studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,

gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di'

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi
naukri q daitay hain????????

Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian
khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat.

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!

Wajah kya thi...?

Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe..

Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.

Friend: Aby saly, aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye "alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”

lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta . gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

boss Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,
bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?

karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye
jaatay ho to wapas aanay main
2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?

Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha
k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr):
batao mere hath mai kia hai?

dosara pagal: rail gari...

1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?

2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota
Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K
intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!

Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,

ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”

Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne

bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai”

1) Bane raho pagle, kam karenge agle.

2) kam se raho gul, tankha pao full.

3) mat lo tension warna parivar

Payega pension.

4) kam se daro nahi aur kam ko karo nahi

5) kam karo ya na karo kam ki fikr zaroor karo aur fikr karo ya na karo us par zikr zarur karo...

2 Dost

Year 1980

1st: Yaar Ye Light Kab

Jati Hy.?

2nd: Pata Nhi, Meray Khyal Me

Sal Me 1 Baar.!

1990

1st: Yaar Ye Light

Kyu Jati Hy.?

2nd, Pata Nahi, Meray

Khayal Me Transformer Badaltay Hain.

2000

1st: Yaar Ye Light

Kab Ati Hy?

2nd: Jab Hamray Area Ki Jaygi,

Tab Tumhary Area Ki Ayage.!

2010

1st: Yaar Ye Light Aygi Aj.?

2nd: Nahi Aj Faisalabad Me Hy,

Lahore Ki Baari Kal Hy.!

2020

1st: Suna Hy Puranay Waqton

Me Light Huwa Kerti Thi.?

2nd: So Ja Light Wite Kuch Nahi Hoti,

Sub Tera Weham Hy..!

Aik shakhs ki B-V gum ho gaye, tho oss shakhs nay akhbaar main gumshudage ki ithila'a youn de,"mare B-V pichlay jumu'a ko gum ho gaye hay, agar kisi nay ithila'a dainay ki koshish ki tho, main ussay jaan say maar donga"

1 dehati ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:
1 din dehati ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.
Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.
Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.

Aik shakhs ki nazar kamzor thee,wo ankhon kay doc kay pas giya aur kaha " doctor sahab ! mujay har aik cheez 2, 2 nazar athe hay "
doctor sahab nay poocha, kia aap 4oon ko yahi beemari hay ? "

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

2 humshakal jurhwa'n bachay apnay kamray main baitay huway thay, in main say aik hansi kay maray ROFL ho raha tha,jab keh doosra miskeen see soorath banayay baita tha,bachon kay walid nay kamray main dakhil ho kar poocha, "kia huwa baita, kion miskeen soorath banayay baitay ho?"
hasnay walay bachay nay jawab diya," kuch nahi abu, asal main aaj ammi nay 2non marthaba Ahmed hi ko ghusal kara diya hay"

Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Musharraf "Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

He calls Advani over and asks him "Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!" "Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Musharraf is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet.
He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Musharraf, "You've got 24 hours."
He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours later, the member of Musharraf's cabinet is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Bill Clinton, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Clinton. "Mr.President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Clinton, "It's me!"
"Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Musharraf. "Sir, I've got the answer!".
"What is it?"
"It's Bill Clinton".
"No, you idiot", says Musharraf, "It's Advani".

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpyee and Musharraf decided to visit each others country regularly.
The first visit was by Musharraf to India. There Vajpyee showed him Indians modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Musharraf made a call to Zia-ul-Haq in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes ! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Musharraf came back, he also wanted Pakistans telecommunication systems to be at the best when Vajpyee visited Pakistan. Suitable arrangements were made. Vajpyee came to Pakistan, visited the telecom department and talked to Rajiuv Gandhi in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

Vajpyee asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Pakistan ?"
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From India to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Pakistan it is long distance!".

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left_inner, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."

Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai

Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain

Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke

Programmer no 1

Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal

Mera Code Chal Gaya

Network Ke Uss Paar

Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai

Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

Login Karo Sajana

Firewall (Border)

DOWN To Hona Hi Tha

Partition (Deewar)

Kaho Na Virus Hay

Y2K - A Bug Story

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife- you are useless.Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am goingHusband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....

Raste Mein New York Pe...

Ik Mod Aaya .....

Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... New York..........

Kab Pentagon AAya..

Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.
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Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour (funny rider, ain't it)?

Sawan Ki Thandi Raaton Mein
Rim Jhim Karti Barssaton Mein
Main Aksar Sochta Rahta Hon
k.................
Manjee Baranday Vich Sahi Hai
K Andar Lay Javaan.... Laughing

Pagal Biwi Se
Or Puraney TV se

Dubai Key Sheikh Se
Or Nayi Key Shave Se

Orat Ki Bewafai Se
Or Purani Mithai Se

Haram Ki Kamai Se
Or Bhutto Key Javai Se

Chand Sitaron Pe Kali Ghata Tou Chati Ho Gi

Taron Ki Jhilmilati Shaam Tou Ati Ho Gi

Tum Lakh Chupao Hum Se Ay Dost

Light Tou Tmhari Bhi 12 Ghantey Jati Ho GI

Chaand Aur Main
Dono Ka Ik Sa Muqaddar
Wo Falak Pe Tanha
Ma Zamin Par Akela
Wo Roshni Mangay Sooraj Se
Aur Main Mohtaj WAPDA ka

Husband uska white ho
Lambi uski hight ho
Gussay ka wo light ho
Pocket uski tight
Jab saas se uski fight ho
Tu bolay bagum tum hi right ho

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao Laughing

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho Laughing

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”" Crying or Very
sad

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho! Laughing

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena

wah.......
wah.....
wah......

Jab is ka matlab samaj mein aa jaey to mujhey bhi samja dena Laughing

Koi Anjaan Jab apna Bun Jata hai,

Na Janey kion wo boht Yaad aata hai,

Laakh Bhulana Chaho us Chehre ko Magar,

Aks us ka Her Cheez main nazer ata hay.

Dil Dharka Mager Awaz na ayi,

Badal Garjy Magar Barsat na ayi,

Bina Hichki ky Guzer gya Din,

Kia Akk Pak ky lia Bhe apko Hamari Yaad na ayi

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?

Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi..?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...

Aap ki Qasam Ap Bohat Hi Khubsuyrat HO,

Duniya Ki nazar se Khud ko Bacha lo,

Kajal ka Tika to AP k liy\e Kam hai,

Ek

Kala “TAWA” Ane Galey Me Latka Lo

If you Care 4 me
I also Care 4 U

If u miss me
I miss u too

If u like me
I like u too

If u forget me
I m sorry,

I m Different

I Will Kill U ……….!

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Bun ky Tamana Meri.

Sim Band Ho jay ALLAH kary teri.

Dur Dunia mai Chamakne se Ujala Hojaey,

Jo mujhe sms na kare uska Rang Kala Ho jaey,

Ho mera kaam In Farkiroo ko SMS karnaa.

In Kanjoso, Gharibon ka Inbox Bharna,

Mera ALLAH Inhe bhi ab Ghairat Ajaay,

Ya SMS Parhte hi Inka Bhi SMS AAJaye.

Utha tha wakt –e-Tahjud Usay Mangne K Liye Khuda se “Mohsin”

Pani Thanda Vekh ky Feer So gya…

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: “how did u feel?” It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively

Unsey Kah do k Yun her baat pe mujh say rutha na kare

----<”FARAZ”>-----

kissi din mera Meter Ghoom gaaya na te mai laa juti leni aay,

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_/\_

Har Bar Muqadar Ko Dosh Dena achi Baat Nahi Faraz,

Kabhe Kabhe Hum bhi Hadd se Zyada Maang Lete Hain.

Kya Ap ny Kabhe

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“Shaitan” ko Plastic Cover

Main Lipty Dekha Hy?

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Nhi..?

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Waqai Nhi ….?

To,

Apna ID card Dekhain Plz..!!

A sweet

Poem 4 u,

Eat with Butter.

Cut With Cutter,

When U Forget me,

You

Will

Definitely,

Fall In Gutter

,,,,

\(‘,’)/

Dharaam,

“Oye Labbo Meinu”

“Ki Hoya,
Thak Gye o”

NAI
“Te Fer Lubbo”

“HUN REHN DEO”

Assi Dilan Wich Rehne Aan,

Mobile Wich Nai…

Ya Zaroori tu ni Aag sy Jal jay insaan,

Kuch Log tou Mera Style Dekh kr Bhi jal jatay hain

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Akk larka aor larki apas main Boht pyaar karty thy,

Akk din Larky ny larki ko Shadi ky lia Purpose kia.

Tu larki ny kaha k main Teen Din thumry Bager ,

Bina baat kiya, Bageer kissi Rabty ky rah lon tu

Main tum sy shadi kar loon Ge,

Teen din ky baad jab larki wapees ati hy tu larky ki Death ho chuki hoti hy!

Larka larki k lia akk Letter choor kr jata hay,

Jis pr lekha hota hay!

“Tum jab 3 din mere Bagair reh sakte ho tu poori Zindagi bhe rah lo gi “

Yahi aarzu hay meri
Yehi Iltija hay Yaaro,

Yehi aarzu hay meri
Yehi Iltija hy Yaaro,

Jithay Wapda walay Milan
Lamma Paa k Juttiyan Maroo!!

He + she = love
He + She + Love = Marriage
He + She + L + M = Child,
He + She + L + M + Child = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,

so,

East or West 'Kunwara' is Best.

Hadees
"Mera behtareen ummati wo he jis ne apni jawani ko ataat e Ilahi mai surf kia ho aur lazzaat e dunya se kinara kash raha ho".

Na Waqat sy
na lamhon sy,
na wadon sy,
na qasmon sy,
na ghairon sy,
na apno sy,
sirf aap ko,
Dil sy,
Muhabt sy,
Chaht sy,
pyar sy,
kehay hain
Chand Raat Mubarak

Yadon main teri yad thi,
kia yad tha kuch yad nei,

tri yaad me sb bhol gay,
kya bhol gay kuch yad nhi,

bs yad ho tum,
serf yad ho tum,

Kyun yad ho tum
kuch yad ni,

woh Zehar de ker marta Tu Duniya ki Nazron mien aa jata,

So uss ne Youn Kiya k Mohabbat ki aur Mujhe chor diya....!!!

Nighahon k tasadum se, Ajab taqrar kerti hay,
..
Yaqeen kAMIL Nhe lekin, guman hy Pyar kerti hy,
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Usay maloom hy Shayad, mera dil hy Nishanay pr,
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Labon sy kuch nhe kehti, nazar se war kerti hy,
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Mei us se pochta hn khuwab mei, muj sy muhabbt hy?
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Phir Aankhein khol deta hn, WO jab Izhar krti hy...

What is a Kiss?
In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips!
ECONOMICS Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always
higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS: Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
COMPUTER: Kiss is jst like a BLUETOOTH,In vich 2 bodies
are connectd widout any DATA CABLE.

WHAN A PRSON CAN FIND SORROW BEHIND UR SMILE,

AWORDS BEHIND UR SILENCED LOVE BEHIND YOUR ANGER,YOU CAN BELIEVE U VE FOUND UR BST BUDDY!

A Passenger once asked the railway officer,"Why do u keep the time-table for trains if they don't come on time?"
The railway officer replied, "How can we know that they're late!!!"

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight....

But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.....
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals.

Wife: What will u give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…DHAKKAA!!!

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata!!!

Thought 4 the day

I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.
Life is full of Blessings sometime we don;t understand it.

GOOD MORNING

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively

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