Santa dabangg dekh kar school aaya

Santa dabangg dekh kar school aaya,
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. Galat hai, marks de to kahan?
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Santa: kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe
hai, chup chap de do warna thappad mar k bhi le sakte hai.
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Sir:badtamiz, kya bak rha hai?
Santa: badtamiz se yaad aaya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
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Sir: nikal ja class se!
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Santa: chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans. paper me
itne chhed karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de
aur zero kahan de!!.