new year ki latest badhai

har wish ho puri sex se na ho duri

lund apka khada rahe,chut mai pada rahe

ladki apka loda chuse,boobs apke muh mai thoose

karte raho chudai,ye hai new year ki latest badhai

Zindagi kya hai armaan bhosdi ka

Zindagi kya hai armaan bhosdi ka

aurat ke piche pada insaan bhosdi ka

plastic ka lund aur elastic ki chut

kya-kya bana raha japan bhosdi ka

time kharab karke apna message bhej raha hoon

phad raha phokat mai insaan bhosdi ka

padh ke bhi dekho isko koi saram nahi hai

khud pe hi sayad hans raha saitan bhosdi ka

oh--ahhhhhhhhh-ouchhhhhh

ek lrka ek Ladki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

2 cockroch ga rahe the

2 cockroch ga rahe the

MUNNI BADNAAM HUE DARLING TERE LIYE

Gana khatm hote hi dono cockroach mar gaye.

Batao Q?





Qki gana HIT tha.

yar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu

Santa: yar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?

Banta: likh ki "is sheet par likhe gaye ans. 

Kalpnik hai, Jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai"..

aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai

Santa:-aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai..
Kya khilate ho ise?

Banta:-wo sher hi hai sala pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad-k
kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

A Girl Short clothes mai

A Girl Short clothes mai:

Mai bahut young lagti hu na?


Boy-Ye bhi uttar do to aisa

lagega jaise abhi paida hui ho.

Santa dabangg dekh kar school aaya

Santa dabangg dekh kar school aaya,
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. Galat hai, marks de to kahan?
...
Santa: kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe
hai, chup chap de do warna thappad mar k bhi le sakte hai.
...
Sir:badtamiz, kya bak rha hai?
Santa: badtamiz se yaad aaya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
....
Sir: nikal ja class se!
.
Santa: chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans. paper me
itne chhed karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de
aur zero kahan de!!.

mat kr picha mera,1din pchtayga

Girl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtayga, 

bahr college k tu smose ki thele lgyega

boy:tu mt thukra mere pyar ko, 

1din pchtyegi usi thele pe bartan manjti tu nzr aygi

Suhag raat me santa

Suhag raat me santa confuse ho gaye ki nayi biwi se kya
bole?

Akhir me bole: aap ke gharwalo ko malum he aap yaha
mere saath sone wali ho.?

Santa sasural gaya

Santa sasural gaya, 

uski sasu ne use 7 din tak subah-sham palak ka saag khilya

8ve din pucha kya khaoge?

Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char aunga.

1 ladki se takra gaya

Pappu cycle pe jate hue 1 ladki se takra gaya,, 

Ladki- Ghanti nhi maar skte the kya? 

Pappu- Puri cycle maar di, ab ghanti kya alag se maru..

Girlfriend demanded for ice cream

Girlfriend demanded for ice cream..
Rana purchased it..

 
Girlfriend:------------- thank u..

Rana:-------- only thank u..

Girlfriend:------- u wanna kiss na??

Rana:--------- chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de ...

iis suit ki kiya price hai ?

Girl: iis suit ki kiya price hai ?

Dukandaar: 1500 Rs

Girl: uff

Aur wo pink waly ki price kya hai ?

Dukandar: ji, 2 bar uff uff!!!

DADA-Beta Ja Pani Le Aa

DADA-Beta Ja Pani Le Aa.

POTA-Mai Nai Launga.


Dusra POTA-Rehne Do Dada Ji
Ye To Hai Hi Battamiz
.
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.
.
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.
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Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le Aao

Dada Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant
Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nahi Bani
he

Dada-Oye Roti Ko Mar Goli Yaar

Samne wali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni
hai..!

Fuck Stands for

Remember, If U Need A Fuck , U Can Always Rely On Me            Bcoz   Fuck Stands for - "FRIENDS U CAN KEEP ".   So Fuck Me 4ever and Let's Promise     Tht  We  FUCK Tilll Eternity.

Aik Aurat apni Bahu se

Aik Aurat apni Bahu se:

Mera Pota Merey Bete jesa Kyun nahi hai?

Bahu ne Bhuat hi pyaar se Jawab diya:

Amma, Meri Choot Hai Koi Photocopy ki Machine nahi, :D

Dil Jaalan Na Chora

Marney ky baad bhe Usney Dil Jalana na Chorha "Sahil"

Rauz akk Phool Phaink Jata hay sath Wali Qabar par

Jis ko Dekha uss ko Mukhlis Paaya

Jis ko bhe Dekha uss ko Mukhlis paaya,

Boht Fareeb dia hy Meri Nigahoon ny mugy :(

Year of 2011

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

2011 Maths

My Wishes in 2011
God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all! ”

Last Morning of 2010

,¤” Λ”$;,
‘¤;,,_
“‘¤,
‘$;,,_,,;¤’ UBA BAKHAIR ~*~*~¤~¤ THE LAST MORNG OF ~*~ 2010 ~*~ ¤ * Have a Nice Day* **~¤¤~**~¤¤~
**

New Year DUA

As the Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,You are One of them,THANK YOU For ur Contribution To My Life,May God continue To give U and me abundant Blessing & Happiness In The coming Year 2011.
AMEEN

Prayer for New Year

No special eye
2 c u…..
No special word 2say u……
NO special heart 2beat 4 u….
But a special gift is alwaz 4 u…
and that is.!
My Prayer…..,

Blessings for 2011

Salam :-)

Finally,
It iz
Da First
Day
Ov 2011… :-)

Gud day ! :-)

Rise n shine :-)

Allah bless u with da finest days in 2011!

May u alwys b blessed. Ameen

Dirty Happy Year

Oye kanjar belion!

2009 te loray lag gaya ay,

Jy mere kolon koi ghalti hoi howay te mera Lun put lo.
Mayra lun mangda jay mafi

Umeed ay k 2011 ganday sms di navi bahar le k away ga.
Jay tusi sms na kitay ty bund paarr dian ga

Anni dio nava saal mobarak….

New Year Mubarak

Happy new year mubark ho.allah ap ko ais new year me tamam preshaniun se mehfoz rkhy aur ap ko ais saal hr khushi dekhna naseeb kary aameen.muje lazmi apni duaon me yad rkhna.

Hopes for 2011

Koi DUKH na ho
Koi GHAM na ho
Koi ANKH kbhi purnam na ho

Koi DIL kisi ka tore na
Koi SATH kisi ka chore na
Bus PYAR ka Darya behta ho

KASH k 2011 aisa ho.

Ajnabi

Wo ajnabi tha to rooz milta tha.

Jub se usay apna hony ka yaqeen hua he sagir;

Us ne milna he chor dea.

Hamari Yaad

Dil dard se Roey to aawaz Nai ati,

Aakash pe Shayad meri Faryad nai Jati,

Hum to Yaad karte Rehte hain aksar tumhein

Phir tumein kyun Hamari yaad nahi aati.