Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya
Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai”

Ladki: “Arey Aap Jise Dekhne Ko Taraste Hai, Ye Usi Jheel Ka To Paani Hai

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Apni Gili Bra Taar Pe Sukane Ke Liye Dali
...Niche Sasur Glass Mein Doodh Pee Raha Thha
Bra Ke Chhinte Sasur Ke Glass Mein Aakar Gire

Sasur Bola: “Bahu, Jara Bra Utarna Mujhe Doodh Peena Hai“

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thee

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.
Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

Bad & Worst News

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Make-up Krle to bindas Lagti Hai

Papa k 7 jaye to Udas lagti Hai

Par jab jaye Akeli to jhakas lagti hain