Monday, May 30, 2011

Apny Is Deewany Say Berukhi Nahi Achi

Apny Is Deewany Say Berukhi Nahi Achi...
Ghair Sary Logoon Ki Dosti Nahi Achi...

Tum Meri Aankhoon Mein Khuwab Ban K Tehry Ho...
Khuwab Ki Haqeeqat Say Dushmani Nahi Achi...

Agar Kisi Say Ulfat Ka Karoobar Ho Jaye...
Zeesat Tak Nibha Tu Aarzi Nahi Achi...

Hum Tumhari Chahat Mein Din Raat Tarapty Rehty Hein..
Youn Kisi K Jazbaat Say Dil Lagi Nahi Achi...

Chand Tere Kirnoon Say Kor Kor Ho Jaye..
Sogwaar Ratoon Mein Chandni Nahi Achi...

Dil behal jaye tu chor dete hain loog

Dil behal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Koi or mil jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Chaar din ki chandni ka kya krna,

Chandni dhal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Qasmein tu khate hain sada sath jene ki,

Zehan badal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Din badal jaye tu jazbat badal jate hain,

Halaat badal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Aaj kal k loogon ka kya bharosa,

Mosam badal jaye tu log chor dete hain,

Loog dosti krte hain matlab k liye,

Matlab nikal jaye tu chor dete hain loog...

Tunhai ke her raat mein

Tunhai ke her raat mein,

ajjeeb sa suror hota hai,

Assmaa per chand aur zamee per,

teray chehray ka noor hota hai,

Chandni kay sai mein,

teri zulfon ki chhaaoon mein,

mera dil mukhmor hota hai,

Baaton ko sun-nay ka tumhare,

her lamha masroor hota hai,

Undaz-e-bayan ke kya baat hai tumhare,

kay her lafz seher sa bherpur hota hai,

Assan nahi hota tum sa juda ho...

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaaza Pe Chor Diya

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaaza Pe Chor Diya

Her Ek Kam Ko hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya


Wo Hum Ko Yaad Rakhe Ya Phir Bhula De

Usi Ka Kam Tha Us Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya


Ab Us Ki Marzi Bhuja De Ya Jala De

Charagh Hum Ne Jala Ke Hawa Pe Chor Diya


Ab Us Se Baat Kiye Bagair Kaise Rehain Gain Hum

Ye Masla Dua Ka Tha So Dua Pe Chor Diya


Is Liye Tu Wo Kehte Hain Dewana Hum Ko

Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya
Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai”

Ladki: “Arey Aap Jise Dekhne Ko Taraste Hai, Ye Usi Jheel Ka To Paani Hai

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Apni Gili Bra Taar Pe Sukane Ke Liye Dali
...Niche Sasur Glass Mein Doodh Pee Raha Thha
Bra Ke Chhinte Sasur Ke Glass Mein Aakar Gire

Sasur Bola: “Bahu, Jara Bra Utarna Mujhe Doodh Peena Hai“

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thee


7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.
Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

Bad & Worst News

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Make-up Krle to bindas Lagti Hai

Papa k 7 jaye to Udas lagti Hai

Par jab jaye Akeli to jhakas lagti hain