Thursday, October 6, 2011

Viraan Ho Dil To “NAMAZ” Say Abad Kar Lena

Viraan Ho Dil To “NAMAZ” Say Abad Kar Lena
Kuch Pana Hoto “ALLAH” Say Faryad Kar Lena

Itni C Guzarish H Bs Meri Aap Say 
Apni Har Dua Main Mujh Gunhegar Ko Yaad Kar Lena

JUMMA mubarak

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* `·.¸.·´ *JUMMA mubarak **`·.¸.·´*
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♥♥♥الصلواة والسلام عليک يارسول الله♥♥♥
♥♥♥الصلواة والسلام عليک ياحبيب الله♥♥♥

Sabse Badi Haqiqat

Sabse Badi Haqiqat

'MAUT'


Sabse Badi Aramgah


'QABR'


Sabse Bada Dhoka 

 
'DUNYA'


Sabse Nazuk Hathyar 

 
'AURAT'


Sabse Badi Azmaish


"MAAL AUR AULAD""

Mard-O-Aurat Apas Main Haath Nahi Mila Sakte

Ap Jante Hyn ?

Mard-O-Aurat
Apas Main Haath Nahi
Mila Sakte ..

q k......................... !

Farman-e-Nabi [ Sal'lal'laho Alehe Wa'alehi Wasal'lam ] Hey :

" Tum Main Se Kisi K Sar Main LOHAY Ki Keel Thonk Diya Jana Es Se Behter Hey K Wo Kisi Orat Ko Chuaay Jo Is K Liye Halal Nahi "

♥ Al'Muajam-Ul-Kabeer 25 Hadees :: 487 ♥

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is

"Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, 
and you learn at once how big and precious it is." .......

(Maulana Rumi)

Aurat Ki Bepardagi Mard Ki Behayai Ka Sabut Hai

Be Parda Aurat ALLAH Ke Nazdik Koi Izzat Nahi Rakhti

Hazrat Mola Ali

"Aurat Ki Bepardagi Mard Ki Behayai Ka Sabut Hai"

Saiyeda Fatima-ZEHRA

TEEN SHAKHS KABHI JANNAT MAI DAKHIL NA HONGE

IRSHAD e NABI (ALYHISSALAAM)


TEEN SHAKHS KABHI JANNAT MAI DAKHIL NA HONGE

'DAYYUS', MARDANI SHAKL-SURAT BANANE WALI  AURAT AUR SHARAB PINE KA AADI

DAYYUS KI TARIF

DAYYUS KI TARIF -


WO JO BA WAJUDE KUDRAT(yani rokne ki takat) APNI BIWI, MAA, BAHAN AUR JAWAN BETIYON KO BEPARDA
GHUMNE, PHERNE SAY MANA NA KARE.

Devar MA0T hai

Ay BAHAN!

Apne Devar Ke Sath Tera Rishta MAZAQ Ka Nahi Hai,
Betakallufi Mat Kar,Parda Kar.

SARKAR ALYHISSLAM Ne

Farma Diya He

"Devar MA0T hai

If anyone possesses three qualities, he will experience the sweetness of faith

Anas b. Mâlik ( radi ALLAh anhu) relates that the Prophet (peace be upon him) said:

"If anyone possesses three qualities, he will experience the sweetness of faith:

1) That Allah and His Messenger are dearer to him than anything else,

2) That he loves another person solely for Allah's sake, 

3) That he hates lapsing into unbelief as much as he would hate being cast into the

fire."

[Sahîh al-Bukhârî (15) and Sahîh Muslim (60)]

Monday, September 5, 2011

Ae bekhabar tujhe kya khabar, teri raah meri sajda-gah

Ae bekhabar tujhe kya khabar, teri raah meri sajda-gah
teri ek nazar meri zindgi, teri berukhi meri maut hai

A day is going to end again

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams

Zarori nahi jis ko chaha jaye woh muqaddar mein ho

Zarori nahi jis ko chaha jaye woh muqaddar mein ho...
Zarori yeh hai ke itna toot ke chaho ke taqdeer hi badal jaye...!!

Ajeeb tamasha hai mitti se bane logon ka

Ajeeb tamasha hai mitti se bane logon ka....
Bewafai karo toh rote hai aur wafa karo toh rulate hai....

Aik Raat So JaayeiN

"Roz Kii Taraah Aaj Bhii Taare
Subha Kii Gard MeiN Naa Kho JaayeiN
Aa ! Tere Gham MeiN Jaagtii AankheiN
Kam Se Kam Aik Raat So JaayeiN."

Wo Prinda Jise Apni Parwaz Se Fursat Na Thi

Wo Prinda Jise Apni Parwaz Se Fursat Na Thi 
 
"Faraz"

Aaj Tanha Hua To Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha

Suraj Se Nahi Pyaar Mujhe Chaand Chahiye



Aey Udas Raat Mujhe Chaand Chahiye,
Karni Hai Dil Ki Baat Mujhe Chaand Chahiye,

Uljhi Hui Firaaq Ki Raaton K Darmiyaan,
Tanha Hai Meri Zaat Mujhe Chaand Chahiye,
...
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Baat Hai,
Aey Meri Kainaat Mujhe Chaand Chahiye,

Chehray Se Ab Naqaab Ka Baadal Utar Do,
Ab Maan Jao Meri Baat Mujhe Chaand Chahiye,

Dekha Hai Maine Din Mujhe Raat Chahiye,
Suraj Se Nahi Pyaar Mujhe Chaand Chahiye........!!!!

LOUT AAO

'LOUT AAO'

K Teri yaad aa rahi hai,

Meri jaan ja rahi hai,

Na raat kat rahi hai,

Na neend aa rahi hai,

'LOUT AAO'

Mujhe kyun sata rahe ho,

Mujhe kyun rula rahe ho,

To kyun meri chahat ko
youn azmaa rahe ho,

'LOUT AAO'

Aysa na ho k aney mein
Phir dair ho jaye,

Tujhe rona parr jaye,

Mujhe khona parr jaye,

'LOUT AAO'
K BAS AB
'LOUT AAO'

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Aj us ny meri Muhabbat me Kissi ko Shareek kia tou Ehsaas hua yaa Rab

Aj us ny meri Muhabbat me Kissi ko Shareek kia tou Ehsaas hua yaa Rab!!

K tu Shirk karny Waloon ko Maaf kion ni karta .


Hum hi Wafa Shikan thy Chalo Hum hi Baywafa!

Hum hi Wafa-Shikan thy Chalo Hum hi Baywafa!

Tum tu Wafa-Shanaas thy, tum kion Badal gaye........??


Ager Qismet ka Lekha Sb kuch hota!...?

Ager Qismet ka Lekha Sb kuch hota!...?

Tu Kuda Insaan ko Dua Mangna ni sekhataa

So Always Pray with a strong Faith,

Good Morning :)





Paper De de ker Dimagh Aesa Ho gaya Hy Faraz

Paper De de ker  Dimagh Aesa Ho gaya Hy Faraz!

Ammi Poochti Hain Khany Mein Kia Doon to Mein Kehta hon First Chapter Say Kuch B De Den .,...:D :D

Monday, May 30, 2011

Apny Is Deewany Say Berukhi Nahi Achi

Apny Is Deewany Say Berukhi Nahi Achi...
Ghair Sary Logoon Ki Dosti Nahi Achi...

Tum Meri Aankhoon Mein Khuwab Ban K Tehry Ho...
Khuwab Ki Haqeeqat Say Dushmani Nahi Achi...

Agar Kisi Say Ulfat Ka Karoobar Ho Jaye...
Zeesat Tak Nibha Tu Aarzi Nahi Achi...

Hum Tumhari Chahat Mein Din Raat Tarapty Rehty Hein..
Youn Kisi K Jazbaat Say Dil Lagi Nahi Achi...

Chand Tere Kirnoon Say Kor Kor Ho Jaye..
Sogwaar Ratoon Mein Chandni Nahi Achi...

Dil behal jaye tu chor dete hain loog

Dil behal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Koi or mil jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Chaar din ki chandni ka kya krna,

Chandni dhal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Qasmein tu khate hain sada sath jene ki,

Zehan badal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Din badal jaye tu jazbat badal jate hain,

Halaat badal jaye tu chor dete hain loog,

Aaj kal k loogon ka kya bharosa,

Mosam badal jaye tu log chor dete hain,

Loog dosti krte hain matlab k liye,

Matlab nikal jaye tu chor dete hain loog...

Tunhai ke her raat mein

Tunhai ke her raat mein,

ajjeeb sa suror hota hai,

Assmaa per chand aur zamee per,

teray chehray ka noor hota hai,

Chandni kay sai mein,

teri zulfon ki chhaaoon mein,

mera dil mukhmor hota hai,

Baaton ko sun-nay ka tumhare,

her lamha masroor hota hai,

Undaz-e-bayan ke kya baat hai tumhare,

kay her lafz seher sa bherpur hota hai,

Assan nahi hota tum sa juda ho...

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaaza Pe Chor Diya

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaaza Pe Chor Diya

Her Ek Kam Ko hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya


Wo Hum Ko Yaad Rakhe Ya Phir Bhula De

Usi Ka Kam Tha Us Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya


Ab Us Ki Marzi Bhuja De Ya Jala De

Charagh Hum Ne Jala Ke Hawa Pe Chor Diya


Ab Us Se Baat Kiye Bagair Kaise Rehain Gain Hum

Ye Masla Dua Ka Tha So Dua Pe Chor Diya


Is Liye Tu Wo Kehte Hain Dewana Hum Ko

Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya

Ek Ladke Pe Ladki Ne Susu Kar Diya
Ladka Shayar Ke Andaaz Mein Bola: “Aye Chanchal Shok Haseena Ye Kaisi Nadani Hai”

Ladki: “Arey Aap Jise Dekhne Ko Taraste Hai, Ye Usi Jheel Ka To Paani Hai

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne

Ek Baar Ek Bahu Ne Apni Gili Bra Taar Pe Sukane Ke Liye Dali
...Niche Sasur Glass Mein Doodh Pee Raha Thha
Bra Ke Chhinte Sasur Ke Glass Mein Aakar Gire

Sasur Bola: “Bahu, Jara Bra Utarna Mujhe Doodh Peena Hai“

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thee


7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.
Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

Bad & Worst News

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Bina Make-up k Ladki khas lagti Hai

Make-up Krle to bindas Lagti Hai

Papa k 7 jaye to Udas lagti Hai

Par jab jaye Akeli to jhakas lagti hain

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

bholi santani - santa"s wife

Santa Apne Dost Ko Bada Khush Hokar Bata Raha Thha
Santa: “Dubai Mein Sab Kuch Free Hai Jaise Shopping, Hotel, Taxi, Khana Peena Aur Yaha Tak Ki Sex Bhi

Friend: “Achha, Tum Dubai Kab Gaye
Santa: “Oye Main Nahi Gaya,Yeh To Meri Biwi Ne Bataya Hai

aurat garam ho gaye

aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj
aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia
 
 bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi kiya
dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gaye
 
 
 or usne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or bhi chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jaye tu maza ajayega

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Roti Kis ny Khayi hy?

School k Sir ne Bachchay ka Lunch Box Khola aur Lunch Khaa k Bolay : Beta, Ghar Jaa k Mera Naam To Nahi Bataaoge ? 


Bachcha : Nahi, Mummy se kah dunga ki Roti Kutta Khaa gaya ......

A True Message From a Husband

A True Message From a Husband : 

" My Wife Treats me like a GOD ! She Takes No NOTICE Of My Existence Till She Wants Something "

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Kismat Se Gila


koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty
har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty