Koun Thi Wo?

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?


Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Koi hal batao

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?

Khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi..?


Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...

Aap ki Qasam Ap Bohat Hi Khubsuyrat HO,

Aap ki Qasam Ap Bohat Hi Khubsuyrat HO,

Duniya Ki nazar se Khud ko Bacha lo,

Kajal ka Tika to AP k liy\e Kam hai,


Ek

Kala “TAWA” Ane Galey Me Latka Lo

I Will Kill U ……….!

If you Care 4 me
I also Care 4 U

If u miss me
I miss u too

If u like me
I like u too

If u forget me
I m sorry,

I m Different

I Will Kill U ……….!

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Bun ky Tamana Meri.

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Bun ky Tamana Meri.

Sim Band Ho jay ALLAH kary teri.

Dur Dunia mai Chamakne se Ujala Hojaey,

Jo mujhe sms na kare uska Rang Kala Ho jaey,

Ho mera kaam In Farkiroo ko SMS karnaa.

In Kanjoso, Gharibon ka Inbox Bharna,

Mera ALLAH Inhe bhi ab Ghairat Ajaay,

Ya SMS Parhte hi Inka Bhi SMS AAJaye.

Feer So gya…

Utha tha wakt –e-Tahjud Usay Mangne K Liye Khuda se “Mohsin”


Pani Thanda Vekh ky Feer So gya…

Take evrything positively

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.    Dad asked: “how did u feel?” It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me” Moral: Take evrything positively

Unsey Kah do k Yun her baat pe mujh say rutha na kare

Unsey Kah do k Yun her baat pe mujh say rutha na kare



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kissi din mera Meter Ghoom gaaya na te mai laa juti leni aay,


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Har Bar Muqadar Ko Dosh Dena achi Baat Nahi Faraz

Har Bar Muqadar Ko Dosh Dena achi Baat Nahi Faraz,

Kabhe Kabhe Hum bhi Hadd se Zyada Maang Lete Hain.

Apna ID card Dekhain Plz..!!

 
Kya Ap ny Kabhe

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“Shaitan” ko Plastic Cover

Main Lipty Dekha Hy?

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Nhi..?

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Waqai Nhi ….?

To,

Apna ID card Dekhain Plz..!!

Fall In Gutter

A sweet 

Poem 4 u,

Eat with Butter.

Cut With Cutter,

When U Forget me,

You

Will

Definitely,

Fall In Gutter

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Dharaam,

“Oye Labbo Meinu”

“Oye Labbo Meinu”



“Ki Hoya,
Thak Gye o”

NAI
“Te Fer Lubbo”



“HUN REHN DEO”

Assi Dilan Wich Rehne Aan,

Mobile Wich Nai…

Ya Zaroori tu ni Aag sy Jal jay insaan,

Ya Zaroori tu ni Aag sy Jal jay insaan,


Kuch Log tou Mera Style Dekh kr Bhi jal jatay hain

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Akk larka aor larki apas main Boht pyaar karty thy

Akk larka aor larki apas main Boht pyaar karty thy,

Akk din Larky ny larki ko Shadi ky lia Purpose kia.

Tu larki ny kaha k main Teen Din thumry Bager ,

Bina baat kiya, Bageer kissi Rabty ky rah lon tu

Main tum sy shadi kar loon Ge,

Teen din ky baad jab larki wapees ati hy tu larky ki Death ho chuki hoti hy!

Larka  larki k lia akk Letter choor kr jata hay,

Jis pr lekha hota hay!

“Tum jab 3 din mere Bagair reh sakte ho tu poori Zindagi bhe rah lo gi “