Thursday, February 25, 2010

Yahi aarzu hay meri

Yahi aarzu hay meri
Yehi Iltija hay Yaaro,

Yehi aarzu hay meri
Yehi Iltija hy Yaaro,

Jithay Wapda walay Milan
Lamma Paa k Juttiyan Maroo!!

East or West 'Kunwara' is Best

He + she = love
He + She + Love = Marriage
He + She + L + M = Child,
He + She + L + M + Child = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,

so,

East or West 'Kunwara' is Best.

behtareen ummati

Hadees
"Mera behtareen ummati wo he jis ne apni jawani ko ataat e Ilahi mai surf kia ho aur lazzaat e dunya se kinara kash raha ho".

Chand Raat Mubarak

Na Waqat sy
na lamhon sy,
na wadon sy,
na qasmon sy,
na ghairon sy,
na apno sy,
sirf aap ko,
Dil sy,
Muhabt sy,
Chaht sy,
pyar sy,
kehay hain
Chand Raat Mubarak

Yadon main teri yad thi,

Yadon main teri yad thi,
kia yad tha kuch yad nei,

tri yaad me sb bhol gay,
kya bhol gay kuch yad nhi,

bs yad ho tum,
serf yad ho tum,

Kyun yad ho tum
kuch yad ni,

woh ZehaR de ker marta

woh Zehar de ker marta Tu Duniya ki Nazron mien aa jata,

So uss ne Youn Kiya k Mohabbat ki aur Mujhe chor diya....!!!

Ajab taqrar kerti hay,

Nighahon k tasadum se, Ajab taqrar kerti hay,
..
Yaqeen kAMIL Nhe lekin, guman hy Pyar kerti hy,
..
Usay maloom hy Shayad, mera dil hy Nishanay pr,
..
Labon sy kuch nhe kehti, nazar se war kerti hy,
..
Mei us se pochta hn khuwab mei, muj sy muhabbt hy?
..
Phir Aankhein khol deta hn, WO jab Izhar krti hy...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

GEOMETRY Kiss

What is a Kiss?
In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips!
ECONOMICS Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always
higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS: Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
COMPUTER: Kiss is jst like a BLUETOOTH,In vich 2 bodies
are connectd widout any DATA CABLE.

A person can find sarrow

WHAN A PRSON CAN FIND SORROW BEHIND UR SMILE,
AWORDS BEHIND UR SILENCED LOVE BEHIND YOUR ANGER,YOU CAN BELIEVE U VE FOUND UR BST BUDDY!

Train Time Table

A Passenger once asked the railway officer,"Why do u keep the time-table for trains if they don't come on time?"
The railway officer replied, "How can we know that they're late!!!"

Sweetest Person come in ur Dream Tonight....

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... 
But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

A Fool can ask more questions

A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.....
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals.

DHAKKAA

Wife: What will u give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?  

Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…DHAKKAA!!!

old age pension

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata!!!

Thought 4 the day

Thought 4 the day

I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.
Life is full of Blessings sometime we don;t understand it.

GOOD MORNING

Take evrything positively

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively